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The return of Nelly Albright!

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Added by: Suzi_33775

From 17:00pm to 16:00pm

On: Tuesday, Jan 29th 2019
Rrruum 410, Barnsley University Campus

Top Draw Life Drawing Barnsley are joining students in there end of term 'Salon' show. We'll have our own exhibition, in the presence of the wonderful Parisian Modelle - Nelly!

Nelly, Sir Arthur and Amazing Thelma are legends of the caverns and dungeons of Barnsley. They used to meet regularly for tea-related events which ended abruptly and mysteriously. To appreciate the bond between them, Sir Arthur, in is own unique way, expresses the feelings of all three; when they were recently reunited:

Well , drop my knickerbockers and casserole my a*se , howdy o` doody my dear Nelly oh Albright and what a wonder these mobile telecommunication thingy`s are that Amazing Thelma and yours truly could telecommunicate with your fab self and speak with our voices . Well, since last we met in the By George toffee shop a revelation has hit the Lint family in the shape a long lost cousin , Spartacus Lint , the sheep of colour who has blackened the Lint name on more than one occasion but this latest episode tops the lot !! . He`s only gone and escaped from a life sentence in Woolworth Scrubs when , back in 1975 he was arrested for kidnapping and taking hostage Showaddywaddy , the popular beat group, and holding them for ransom to the tune of one million packets of Bertie Bassett Liquorice Allsorts and a fully fueled jet to take him to Birdwell but, the prime minister at the time , Virginia Wade , would not give in to his demands and sent in Gary Glitter and his Glittermen who shoulder padded him into surrender and brought to a swift conclusion what became known as the siege of the rock and roll wham-bam-alang-doo-wop-a-doo-tuity-fruity-shaking-all-over-I-can-sing-a-rainbow-do-wop-testing-1-2-3-4 siege. He`s since been declared totally insane and is serving out his sentence in the home for the Nolan Sisters Tribute Band addicts which is a lighter sentence than being sent to the Dolly Parton Institute For Wayward Folksingers . the shame of it but , what ho , he`s safe in the bosom of bosom`s while I , Sir Arthur Lint , is in line for a boyhood from Her Majesty , the right honourable Dame Tony Blackburn .Chin chin ( whatever that means ?) but , from Mick and , I think I can say this for Suzi ...we miss you coz we love you .....bon soir for now mah leetle meenks and mah fondest memorees orv pooling down your shitters on ze windows orv ze Nellee Albraht tea ruum.

The 'Salon' begins at 5pm on Tuesday 29th and continues all week but, Nelly is for one night only!

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